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titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

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ai-yo:

they saved her life

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seaking:

slay me

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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